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GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!


TAGS: ginger hair colour life style
Rating: 4.15/5

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samjackson - September 8, 2012, 12:29 pm
gotta love him for basically saying fuck you to the haters x x x
Phoesmal - February 24, 2012, 3:05 am
ginger bush :D
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 9:28 am
wow 1971


PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




LABYRINTH -


TAGS: david bowie labyrinth cold
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

Laoch - January 5, 2011, 2:42 pm
She never dipped below a level of sizzle that cooks bacon. Which makes her doubly hot, as you can cook bacon on her.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:53 pm
Jennifer Connelly is STILL smokin' hot!!
Cubbybear - January 5, 2011, 9:23 am
I always noticed how they did everything possible to hide the fact that Jennifer Connally had huge boobs.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:09 am
Me too!! I've danced the magic dance a few times as a kid.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2011, 11:54 pm
I love this movie


'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"




THE TROUBLE WITH INTERNET QUOTES -


TAGS: paton lincoln gandalf quote bait
Rating: 4.81/5

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steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:05 pm
Wow...he also said that the FAIL was strong in you...
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm
That quote is from YODA!!! Morons.
forseti - August 10, 2011, 3:01 am
done pretty often IMO but it always gives me a chuckle. 5 quotes
R.S.Jake - August 9, 2011, 4:57 pm
You know, it could be, I feel bad, I didn't verify my source! ;)
Airman - August 9, 2011, 4:13 pm
LOL I alway thought that was from Robert E Lee.. I stand corrected
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:03 pm
ab5olutely right


Truth In Advertising -




5 People Of Different Races -


TAGS: racial relations diversity color people
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:19 pm
True... But a definite sign of a more sophisticated culture is NOT celebrating criminal actions.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:42 am
Race is not an indication of class.
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:55 am
Having friends from all different walks of life, that's normal, right? Good one GB! 5L!
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:38 am
It happens every day, but the news media won't report what doesn't fit their model!


CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy


TAGS: tsa breast examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am
LOL... 5o funny


ANARCHY -


TAGS: anarchy sign a purple color
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 4:56 am
This literally sums up what I think of governments, with a little extra from the previous comments, ha ha.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 7:37 pm
Oh good. Now I know
rerun - August 20, 2011, 7:06 pm

You know, we really try to keep this place family safe. People here are smart enough to figure out what you meant without bypassing the google filter and spelling it out.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 6:56 pm
*c. ...u...n... ts
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 6:55 pm
punchline: counts sounds dangerously close to cunts
Darlin - August 20, 2011, 6:47 pm
well, it would be a c word anyway lol
lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 7:37 am
Following the formula wouldn't we have Counts?
mariand - August 18, 2011, 4:12 am
excellent... 5L
pzykosiz - August 18, 2011, 12:00 am
5L's and fav'd.


REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly




IT'S A BIRD IT'S A PLANE -


TAGS: bird airplane collision
Rating: 4.68/5

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7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:03 am
Headshot..LOL
Budog - June 23, 2011, 5:40 am
Dayammmm, that screwed up his whole day !!!
SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 8:23 pm
That looks like a bird you will have a plane


COLLEGE - upon graduation you will finally be able to put all that knowledge to good use


TAGS: college
Rating: 4.76/5

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THE LONG JOURNEY IS OVER -


TAGS: college graduates
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 11:58 am
That is so true! I've known so many to go to college for five sometimes seven years; they're not doctors, they're Starbucks employees.... I've just been inspired! Thanks, Airman! 5L
ughomer - May 21, 2012, 4:08 pm
HIT THE NAIL, AIRMAN.


APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


STAR TREK -


TAGS: startrek starwars movie cold
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
(re: poster) Oh, BURN! I was just saying how I never thought I'd become a trekkie... but J.J. Abrams changed that by changing the past... That's right. God only knows what'll happen now.
coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ Hooker movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm
Analyze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.


RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.




10 POPPED COLLARS - Where is your god now???


TAGS: collars
Rating: 2.58/5

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Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 4:54 am
Post to Douche Archives


ABE LINCOLN -


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".


PLAGIARISM - Now In 3D!


TAGS: same shit different color
Rating: 2.65/5

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rnbw00 - June 21, 2011, 7:37 pm
As I was sitting in the theater watching Avatar, it suddenly hit me, "This is a sci-fi version of Dances With Wolves"
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:18 am
god damn... i hate when this happens. sorry!
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:18 am
uhh... didn't search for it. (that should be the excuse of cameron, too, don't you think?!?) ;)
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:17 am
uhh... didn't search for it. (that should be the excuse of cameron, too, don't you think?!?) ;)
ThatGuy - April 3, 2010, 1:51 am
How many times are the mods gonna approve this poster?


SPY VS SPY -


TAGS: cold war spy
Rating: 4.84/5

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TehWhiteSpy - July 19, 2011, 11:55 pm
best. comic. series. EVA!
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 9:51 am
Ah the good old days eh? and thanx. :)
rudeboy308 - July 16, 2011, 5:17 pm
Antonio Prohias and Don Martin were my favorite MAD magazine artists when I wass growing up. The Spy vs. Spy cartoons on MAD TV were the only consistently funny thing on the show. 5 L's and faved.


POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?




BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende sexy
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild sexy tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


WINTER -


TAGS: f u c k cold weather
Rating: 3.91/5

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rerun - January 7, 2010, 9:25 pm

the school system here is stupid. Ice and we are open, coldest day in 13 years,,,,scared and closed
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 9:15 pm
they cancel school here when it drops below -40
rerun - January 7, 2010, 7:41 pm

they cancelled school here today because it was 25 degrees and DRY
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2010, 7:31 pm
Thats why i live in so cal cuz we skip the shitty seasons
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 7:27 pm
they cancelled school here today for 4 inches of snow. Ridiculous
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 7:26 pm
If you're used to it, and it's a regular winter, it's not bad. but temps like that are what made me move to the south. I hate that kind of cold.
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 7:19 pm
its currently -30 plus a wind chill. i know all aboot cold
CpnKangaroo - January 7, 2010, 6:59 pm
winter would be like sex with margaret thatcher. It's very cold, you want it over with quickly, and you'll find it to be very barren
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 6:48 pm
winter is great
Derek - January 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
To the ski-fields with you!


REVENGE - Best served with a side of irony


TAGS: revenge irony dog collar
Rating: 4.81/5

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wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:37 am
I dig this dog 5bones


COLT PEACEMAKER - "Abe Lincoln may have freed all men, but Sam Colt made them equal."


TAGS: colt
Rating: 4.85/5

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hello -


TAGS: color seizure
Rating: 4.2/5

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jdog97 - July 4, 2013, 8:59 pm
Getting a headache
neverdoubt - July 4, 2013, 4:04 pm
I meant the lettering and image
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 4:03 pm
I've never seen one on a t-shirt....in the last forty years
neverdoubt - July 4, 2013, 3:07 pm
You know Ive actually wanted to put this on a t-shirt
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 3:03 pm

No, not ye--gahhhh....(thud)


COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!


TAGS: chicken colonel sanders humor
Rating: 1.9/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

McTeaglefartsontitjew - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
Why is he Asian?
God - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
I wanna shove that drumstick into her wet, saggy, fishy cooter.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 7:17 pm
OMG! That comment brings an unsuspected aspect to this poster I hadn't considered! LOL!
Ch. - August 8, 2008, 6:24 pm
Ooh, foreplay!


ROCKY MOUNTAIN - High


TAGS: cocaine colorado john denver
Rating: 4.67/5

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hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 2:42 am
So, according to this map,Ohio is considered the nerdiest because of the high use of Libraries. I lived in Dayton.While in the library, I noticed that the high use reflects the amount of homeless people coming in to stay warm or get out of the rain!
Aelo Telstar - January 27, 2011, 5:33 am
I'm moving to Idaho!
ICEMAN - January 27, 2011, 1:34 am
Don't count out Arizona.
TheABC - January 27, 2011, 1:26 am
I love Idaho :) our only problem is weak government influence, and that doesn't even matter... the only state with more guns is texas, and we don't take crap from them liberals
tryal - January 26, 2011, 3:56 pm
ummm Massachusetts actually has the best drivers....everywhere else just sucks really really bad
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:52 pm
Sickly is like, anorexic, unhealthy, unfit, wasting away. Poorest health means they've got heart problems, birth defects, genetic diseases etc...
Airman - January 26, 2011, 10:44 am
because they can
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:52 pm
Wait... how can Kansas have the poorest health and then Georgia claim most sickly?


COSTUME KIDS -




COUNTERFEIT MONEY -


TAGS: george carlin line collection plate
Rating: 3.92/5

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440wakeup - October 4, 2011, 4:27 am
been done b4 but with strip clubs


911? - "We're sorry, you must first dial a 1 when calling this number."


TAGS: 1911 colt
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 4:33 pm
Wouldn't surprise me one bit.


MERCY - I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. - Abraham Lincoln




BURGESS MEREDITH -




IT'S SO COLD IN THA D - How the hell we spose to keep peace?




CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?




OPTIMISM - Tomorrow is a new day and a fresh start... or bitter ending to a worthless existance.


TAGS: bug optimism funny cold
Rating: 3.93/5

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coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:50 pm
OH! extistEnce... sorry Grey. I will do better next time.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:49 pm
Not sure what you mean Grey. Don't know FacePlant yet. My pic is Nightcrawler, favorite comic hero. I thought it was all spelled correct. I don't know the lingo yet. I'm assuming the nazi thing is "grammer nazi"?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:13 am
must...not...nazi....ARRUUGGHH!! Is FacePlant your mentor? looks like him, spells like him...
Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2011, 7:18 am
welcome aboard cold, congrats.
coldinjected - January 4, 2011, 10:38 pm
Alright!!! My first one to make it through. Thanks for voting!


HORMONAL LUNATIC -


TAGS: feed it chocolate and stay very quite
Rating: 3.69/5

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BoneCD - September 6, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Ron!
RON - September 6, 2009, 2:09 pm
super PMS posters Mr. Bone.


THE HORROR - It has a face … and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared


TAGS: horror colonel kurtz
Rating: 2.88/5

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Greeny - May 5, 2011, 8:44 pm
Ethical Terror?


A WINTER POEM -


TAGS: winter cold poetry
Rating: 4.76/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:09 am
Too funny and TRUE...


18 Inches -




COLLEGE - Has the best Christmas Trees




227 AND COUNTING - You know your love life is bad when someone says to you 'The Colts backup QB gets more action than you do'




SCOLIOSIS - Gangsta lean that can only be removed by surgery.




COOLNESS -




3 LINES MAX - Barack Hussein Obama wanted just 3 lines (of coke) max during college finals




1836 - Texas WAS a Spanish-Mexican colony till then.


TAGS: texas mexico spanish language colony english
Rating: 2.35/5

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Bakakurisu - June 15, 2009, 7:06 pm
Isn't "Spanish" that language they speak in that one European country? "Spain", is it? Until they came to what is now Texas, I assure you that the inhabitants weren't speaking Spanish. The US owns it now, and we speak English. DEAL WITH IT.
Claire - February 28, 2009, 8:25 pm
Texas isn't the entire nation, and it was annexed into America, an English- speaking nation colonised by England.
malarkyalert - September 10, 2008, 12:24 pm
Yeah and Texa was also its own Country too. So whats it to ya..
coleman - July 30, 2008, 2:24 pm
Yes, let's make it offical... I sekund that moshen.


COLLEGE -


TAGS: college youre in the real world suck it up princess pzy
Rating: 4.88/5

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GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:30 am
"do to"? 5L


MY GOD! - I can see Sarah Palin's house from here.


TAGS: alaska russia army view cold
Rating: 4.46/5

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demon001 - May 24, 2014, 3:27 pm
Commies don't believe in God!
Cyberhagen - December 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
I agree with RL here. Typically, I dislike SP bashing, but this was funny.
GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:25 pm
Can you see in the upstairs bedroom window? Second from the left? Yeah, that's the one. Woof! 5 peeps from me. (BTW, Georgi, good job at Kursk!)
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:10 am

i'm going against the grain here sorry but i think this is great. 5L despite the tag.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:59 am
I let it go... wasn't going to try and explain it.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:58 am
the tag costs 1L, sorry. That's capitalism, dude...


NORTH VS SOUTH -


TAGS: college football
Rating: 3.97/5

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afrothunder - March 3, 2010, 7:11 pm
Being new to motifake, I'm sure my word isn't worth much. However, the best rivalry in North American Sports (Not just college) according to ESPN is The Game, also known as Michigan-Ohio State. (http://espn.go.com/endofcentury/s/other/bestrivalries.html)
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
i am from the north in the middle of big ten country and played for NDSU and its not the same up here. go to a highschool game in texas or florida. its jsut better. we have pointed out 5 schools the SEC has 10 that are better with better fans.
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 3:51 pm
I live in an SEC college town, and Airman is all over it, like BBQ sauce on a rib.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:46 pm
I like that. Douchebag Fucktard. I might find the appropriate avatar to go with that.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:40 pm
my goodness. Tennessee's Neyland stadium is now over 104,000, which seems to be more than 102,000. And I live in colorado, which, unfortunately, is Broncos country. college ball takes a back seat here
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 3:36 pm
Probably not matt, kinda like when i heard the name of my lil bros band tournament "Cougar Fest" i got super excited and was let down when it was a bunch of high school band geeks
Fatt Matt - March 3, 2010, 3:31 pm
wow... someone takes their football seriously... randomhero, is Beaver Stadium what i hope it is? It's not, is it?
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:21 pm
Read this as well you douchebag... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Stadium
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
This is the biggest piece of sh*t i've ever seen. PSU is 107k, Michigan 106k, OSU 102k. Please seach Penn State tailgate fcuktard. Obviously this dumb redneck has never been to a football game in the "North," since he thinks the Civil War is still on.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 2:55 pm
actually, Lincoln Nebraska is amazing on game day too.. but it would be hard to beat the Georgia-Florida "worlds biggest cocktail party" for atmosphere. Tennessee's stadium now seats 104,000 putting it ahead of OSU
magicbikes - March 3, 2010, 1:50 pm
The top 3 college football stadiums by capacity: Penn State Michigan Ohio State They are from the north, by the way. Being from the south I would suspect you would have to be told that.
me4891 - March 3, 2010, 1:07 pm
I am from the North and will say this is absolutely true. Looking forward to next fall already
kingsholmmad - March 3, 2010, 12:46 pm
That's why you Americans don't understand rugby: REAL dedication involves going to Twickenham and being able to enjoy the game in spite of a diet of cucumber sandwiches and Pimms.
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 12:13 pm
5L's and mostly true only Where is the largest college stadium? michian and who has the most stright sellouts Ohio State, even though i hate them. Just saying still the last line is very very true.


ABRAHAM LINCOLN - Does not approve of your shenanigans




BATMAN SUCKS -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage blind funny cold
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:11 am
I'm ok pal. It's more of an exaggeration.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:46 pm
Man! You must really hurt! Want a hug from a soul-buddy?


BABY ZOMBIES - Whoopie Cushion of the apocolypse.




17/9/2011 - Marks the date of the inaugrual ineligibowl, to be played against Ohio State and Miami.


TAGS: football college cheats play game
Rating: 3.89/5

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caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:07 am
Well i live in Australia, soooooo
Iconoclast - August 24, 2011, 12:48 am
and in the USA 9/17 is Constitution Day, marking the ratification of the US Constitution.
ICEMAN - August 23, 2011, 11:19 am
Yeah, well, on this continent it's 9/17/2011.


MY MOMMA SAID -


TAGS: gump chocolates forret momma obese
Rating: 4.88/5

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CloudchaserS - May 21, 2012, 10:45 am
It's also like eating a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow


WINTER HAIKU - I wake, reluctant; Too cold to get out of bed But I need to pee.




CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS - Chocolate Salty Balls Taste 'um Put 'um In Your Mouth




I WISH HAVING GAS WAS MY PROBLEM. -


TAGS: gas poor coldinjected america
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:42 pm
Nice.


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: learning school college graduation buzzkill
Rating: 4.79/5

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Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
Side note: Took me 3 try's to spell Renaissance.
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
I realized that I will know enough to teach a high school class, and that's about it. I just prefer the Renaissance man approach to education than the specialization that seems to be the focus of the rest of the world.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:16 am
Chomp... if you're not flaunting the general knowledge everytime someone strikes up a conversation (with someone else) then, you're way ahead of the curve!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:15 am
LOL Icon!!!
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 1:08 am
BUT .....it does enable you to play trivia games
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:59 am
I'm majoring in liberal arts, with a minor in education.I need it to teach. Still doesn't change the fact that my classmates are pricks.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:49 am
It's the tone they have when telling you the bits that they learned.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:38 am
Exactly, always fun to find them yammering about somthing that you know more about than them and you school their ass!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:32 am
They'll ruin any conversation. It's amazing.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:31 am
AMSOME. Reminds me of a couple douchebags i know


POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!




COLLEGE - Where you go to learn the names of beers you didn't know existed.




RONALD VS THE COLONEL - No longer content with Big Macs and Cheeseburgers Ronald needed to find a new meatier version of his McChicken Sammich and by golly...he did




MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...


TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.56/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm
NICE!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!


AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.




BEING COLORBLIND - also means you're stupid.


TAGS: colorblind color blind iq test stupid funny quiz
Rating: 2.95/5

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Shyanne - December 3, 2009, 10:37 am
lol awesome!


THIS IS BULLSHIT - I'm leavin'


TAGS: shadow of the colossus bullshit leaving leavin leavin
Rating: 2.32/5
J35u5M4 - September 16, 2008, 11:19 am
That Colossus was hard lol
Ronny - June 10, 2008, 4:39 pm
Oh, come on, you could at least try !
Les - June 9, 2008, 4:39 am
Me too follow the Les shaped blur!
Guest - May 24, 2008, 6:43 am
Indeed


ARTS DEGREE -




PERSPECTIVE TAKE 2 -


TAGS: perspective beast evil cold women
Rating: 4.4/5

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coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:10 am
Yeah. I just tweaked it to get through. I though this was almost as funny but, you get through what you can.
Donkasaurus - January 21, 2011, 1:42 pm
Didn't you do almost this same poster, but with the last line reading something along the lines of "I'm supposed to trust you about the toilet seat?"
coldinjected - January 21, 2011, 1:23 pm
No closure necessary. I got mine. ALL that matters. But thank you.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:45 pm
Word. But as a matter of interest, how did you get burned??? It sounds like a very personal experience so if you share we might be able to analyze the situation and help you find closure....


Dagoba -


TAGS: candy chocolate jedi star wars yoda
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2016, 11:50 pm
Awesome! Lol
NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:06 am
"Direct from the swamps of Dagoba...!" And you thought Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pies had a disgusting ad-slogan.
nicholsjoshua15 - July 6, 2014, 1:54 pm
I'm watching Star Wars : Empire Strikes Back, I love the movie but Master - Yoda is so annoying. If I had been Luke I would have killed Yoda and just trained myself or let Darth - Vader train me and use the Darkside against the Darkside. Like Revan did.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2014, 3:53 am
Oh, no! =-O Lol :-D
GaryO - June 23, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hah! The new kid’s gotcha there, cynic.
Glace1221 - June 23, 2014, 5:32 pm
Talk backwards, this one not. Imposter, this Yoda is.


HOT WATER -


TAGS: surprise cold shower humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 12:11 pm
Oh I don't know. That's kinda kinky XD
lgvernon - April 8, 2016, 10:55 am

Well, this and using his razor...(I was YOUNG, ok?)
JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 8:07 am
HAHA there's no better reason for a divorce than that. Beats infidelity, abuse, lack of commitment e.t.c. ^^^^^Up


the refugee trigger -


TAGS: typo germany refugees cologne
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2016, 3:56 am
Well spotted!!
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 9:40 pm
Adding this to f/upped signs collection!!!!! 5L! Thanks for sharing it. Hadn't seen this 1!


PARTY ON GARTH -


TAGS: kegger college
Rating: 4.97/5

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mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:21 am
yeah, until then is training for alcoholism...


RED OCTOBER - Not a difficult hunt in Newberry, MI.




HIGH COST OF EDUCATION -


TAGS: college demotivational
Rating: 4.78/5

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R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 3:37 pm
House, That is the most awesome use of a Law Degree I have ever heard of! Huzah!
house - June 15, 2011, 7:15 pm
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back
Derek - June 15, 2011, 6:04 pm
The epitome of demotivation for much of the World.
Airman - June 15, 2011, 1:25 pm
no The1st.. there is nothing funny in this one. My youngest son is living this right now. Nice to have him back home, but...
krazirefa - June 15, 2011, 10:07 am
it is true..i was student here in Malaysia(east asia)8months ago, i finished my degree in engineering and now doing translator in some stupid hotel..same thing happing all the way here.
Discoman - June 15, 2011, 1:48 am
so true...
the1stCOMMI3 - June 14, 2011, 7:16 pm
I do not want to read such a huge wall of text, so I a5sume this poster is very funny.
house - June 14, 2011, 7:11 pm
5L's airman - easy to see why your the king
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:02 pm
5 very demotivated lions.
MPsniper - June 14, 2011, 6:00 pm
Frakin' BRILLIANT.


LIFE - You cannot build character and courage by taking away a mans initiative and independence.


TAGS: lincoln work ethic dust bowl
Rating: 4.76/5

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SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:37 pm
5L for truth. The all-encompassing nanny state destroys itself in two generations or less. 1965 to now is just about two generations.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:56 pm
Truth is so obscure these days. Thank you for the clarity.


BELGIUM - The only country that makes Luxembourg feel good about itself.


TAGS: belgium luxembourg colbert
Rating: 2.33/5
SorryInAdvance - August 31, 2009, 5:12 pm
Belgium: It was better before the Dutch started moving there.
Culos - March 9, 2009, 3:04 am
They did one better, they own Guinness!
agdaniele - March 9, 2009, 1:22 am
When did Belgium start brewing Guinness?
manicbranic - March 9, 2009, 12:23 am
Say what you want, Belgium has great beer. Which makes it a great country.
RnR - September 30, 2008, 5:21 pm
http://www.famousbelgians.net/alphabetical.htm
LogicDude - September 30, 2008, 3:39 pm
self correction - *just* - I'll put myself in time-out now.
LogicDude - September 30, 2008, 3:39 pm
If you look at this jst right, Belgium looks like it's bent over waiting to get buttsecks from the Germans...Again.
shadowmanwkp - September 30, 2008, 3:22 pm
damn right, am I happy to live in the Netherlands.....


MUSHROOMS -


TAGS: broccoli walnut mushroom
Rating: 4.5/5

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dy2012 - April 29, 2012, 9:58 am
nicely done
dy2012 - April 29, 2012, 9:58 am
nicely done
j76harris - April 28, 2012, 10:26 pm
There was an utterly hilarious caption in here somewhere, but this wasn't it. It was the best I could come up with on the fly, though. If anyone can come up with something better, I'll redo it and submit it again.


STUPID BEN, STUPID STEELERS -




TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!


TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.


GLOVE PUPPETS - So much fun when your hands are cold




I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE CRAZY!! - But now I can see....your nuts??


TAGS: bat shit crazy true colors
Rating: 3.43/5

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BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:08 pm
LMNO


CHOCOLATE - Happy Valentine's Day... B!TCH


TAGS: death note anime mello mihael keehl chocolate
Rating: 3.42/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:57 pm
I love chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate.
nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:57 pm
I love chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate.
LunaLuvs - February 15, 2010, 2:36 am
high motabolism. Or maybe brain power really does burn fat. lol! Dark chocolate has antioxidants that makes blood flow to the brain easier so one can learn & think faster. It also improves memory. Taste like shit though... ugh...
Bartimaeus - February 15, 2010, 1:40 am
lol Mello and chocolate. Honestly, he and L should have weighed a THOUSAND pounds...each.
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 1:11 am
I dunno...anime posters just dont do a thing for me...
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 11:38 pm
This is prolly the best Mello poster ever. LoL
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:05 pm
Wow.


FUTURE MECHA-LINCOLN - Will still take the time to pose for an old time photo


TAGS: future mecha lincoln
Rating: 2.68/5
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 12:05 am
Awesome shop job. Thanks for the new desktop


RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




MEANWHILE - In Colorado...


TAGS: colorado legalization weed
Rating: 0/5

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Greeny - November 16, 2012, 5:57 pm
If that don't beat all...


WEDDING FLUFFER -


TAGS: go to college kids cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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redhdsrbst - March 20, 2011, 10:31 pm
After seeing this I no longer think .. I now know :(


HEY YOU GUYS! -


TAGS: evil hipsters color black
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Thedewd - September 28, 2017, 12:41 pm
Only members of the SOTPO* would find this racist. *Society Of The Perpetually Offended.
Valek - March 25, 2012, 5:27 am
And HOW is this racist?
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:57 pm
Racist.


RED SHIRT COLOGNE - Because tomorrow my never come




LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES -


TAGS: life chocolate useless
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hawamleh - September 11, 2011, 3:10 pm
Great poster, 5lions, keep up the good work.


HISTORY - Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Lincoln-




US IMMIGRATION -


TAGS: columbus day
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - October 9, 2012, 6:59 am
The humorist bows to the historian……and to think all this time we should have been calling Indians Hindustanians.
EmilioDumphque - October 9, 2012, 1:35 am
India?? In Columbus's time it was called Hindustan.


WHY IS HE ANGRY? -




SNORTING COKE - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: coke cola snorting snort
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

DotDotDot - December 28, 2008, 3:28 am
Well I suppose he/she is actually doing it right... it just depends on the context.
*gives the eye shudders* - September 5, 2008, 5:53 am
-- s, would take the cake! *s h u d d e r*
*gives the eye shudders* - September 5, 2008, 5:52 am
...that almost looks like it was done on purpose ...looks like they just shook it up, put it on the table, and removed their finger from the top. Then put their nose over it! W H Y!? I can remember every time I accidentally had Coke in my nose, but thi


GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.




THIRSTY? -


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


CANADA -


TAGS: canada cold cold
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
Umm... pretty sure that's a typo. First, Labrador City temps only drop to about -40C at the lowest (avg winter temp is more like -20C) and second, the temperature outside does not vary based on the age of your child. O.o


COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee percolate hot drink fluid
Rating: 4.75/5

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Calvert - June 23, 2011, 1:42 pm
I like my coffee like I like my women: tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes on the back of a donkey.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:28 am
I like my coffee black just like my metal.x
MilDoc - June 16, 2011, 5:01 pm
Nice one, Steph! You're a Star(buck5)! I like my coffee like I like my women...dark and bitter!


FRENCH INDIA -




NOT THE ONLY PLACE I HAVE ICICLES -




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